5 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 7:38pm + 46,245 notes
via gouldface (originally nubbsgalore)
16 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 8:43am + 6,014 notes
via quickreaver (originally notahammer)

notahammer:

GOD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

inspired by Holy Bible

18 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 6:32am + 132,480 notes
via peetasallhehasleft (originally falstafff)

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

21 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 4:21am + 67,821 notes
via crownkind (originally seafarers-deactivated20131211)

seafarers:

Morning in Prague by Markus Grunau

22 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 2:52am

White Foxes: a Graphic Novel

23 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 2:11am + 641,402 notes
via octoswan (originally royalpunani)

patrickat:

merinnan:

alchemicalramblings:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

Psh, I bet he’s just saying she set him on fire. False immolation claims like this make me sick.

And besides, if it had been a real immolation, the body has ways of shutting the heat down so you don’t get burned.

He had a history of playing with matches.

1 day ago on 21 July 2014 @ 9:49pm + 6,321 notes
via wsswatson (originally therealmcgee)

therealmcgee:

thranduil-kingofsmirkwood:

therealmcgee:

I want to play this game, Ubisoft.

I feel sorry for you if the gender of a character stops you relating to them. Like seriously, I don’t care who the main character is, whether they’re male/female, black/white, gay/straight, whatever, I just want to play a good game.

I’m a guy and I love Tomb Raider. I’ll happily play as a Lara Croft, because her gender doesn’t stop me enjoying the game. If Tomb Raider had a male main character I’d still play it, because the game matters, not the gender of the main character.

This just in Straight White Man Doesn’t See Big Deal About Gender, Race and Sexuality news at 11

1 day ago on 21 July 2014 @ 7:38pm + 1,301 notes
via shatterdomerockstars (originally scumsberg)

"You’ve seen horrible things, an army of nightmare creatures. But they are nothing compared to what came before, what lies below"

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

1 day ago on 21 July 2014 @ 5:27pm + 4,207 notes
via wsswatson (originally cursescar)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 @ 3:16pm + 18,372 notes
via s-eyfrieds (originally officialjeffgoldblum)
  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u